yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

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